Pachuco Talk...

Hey, raza! Guachen esto que estaba en un piece of paper:

MEXICAN WORDS TO REMEMBER

So here it is! Spanish isn't as hard as you think. As a matter of fact... you have spoken spanish without even knowing.....Just read below and see what I mean. Now you too can brag to your friends that you know another language!!!

Heater - My little sister started to choke, pero my mom told me to heater on the back.

Juicy - Hey Vato, I will roll a joint and ju tell me if juicy the cops!

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.

Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since we got married chile herself go.

Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your Fuckin problem? Bish!

Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go herself.

Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my sancha
pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem is.

Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.

Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there is not mushroom.

Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz frito go.

Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los mensos didn't wafer me.

July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"

Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to pick the bishop!

Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes - Me and my girlfriewnds ordered some pizza, I got my piece and she got herpes.

Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us to pikachu.